(Source: yvessaintlolita, via cunteth)

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: [Sigh] Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.
nicevagina:

"You goin’ down bitch, how dare you talk about my momma like that."

nicevagina:

"You goin’ down bitch, how dare you talk about my momma like that."

(via rachellrocksyoursocksoff)

babyantler:

illasfvck:

 


Stop removing the credit to add your lazy ass self promotion this is premium-edition.tumblr.com

babyantler:

illasfvck:

 

Stop removing the credit to add your lazy ass self promotion this is premium-edition.tumblr.com

(via fillmeupandleavemeapresent)

excuse me while i write your pussy a love song with my tongue

tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

(via hiimjosie)

fuckmestupid:

Call me princess and give me a lot of attention and cuddles, but also choke me and spank me really hard

(via hiimjosie)

spooningandstarbucks:

I’d fuck me…

spooningandstarbucks:

I’d fuck me…

(via lovebbwtoespuss)

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

wholeswerepunctured:

haven’t made an embroidery in a while.

(via hiimjosie)

blood-countess:

Crime scene

blood-countess:

Crime scene

(via cunteth)

miss-heroin:

People who call weed a drug make me baby barf in my mouth

(via hiimjosie)

miss-heroin:

School flunkie. Pill junkie.

(via hiimjosie)

smokingtosurvive:

familiarmocha

(Source: deepthroatmom, via deerxdance)